“Times are tough and we at Mars want to help. That means you can enjoy your favorite Mars candy brands—M&M’S®, SNICKERS®, TWIX®, 3 MUSKETEERS®, MILKY WAY® and DOVE®— for free*!”

Mars proudly proclaims that their chocolates are made with real chocolate. What’s the difference, you may wonder? Real chocolate is made with cocoa butter as the only source of fat other than milk fats. That’s why it tastes so damn good. Many cheaper chocolates are made with vegetable oil to keep the price lower, but for real chocoholics the taste is what matters. And nothing beats that real chocolate flavour.

So how can you get your free chocolate bars from Mars? Each Friday 250,000 bars will be up for grabs. All you need to do is go to http://RealChocolate.com from 9:00:00AM ET to 11:59:59PM ET and register to receive your coupons. This Friday only, May 15 an extra 250.000 coupons will be made available making a total of 500,000.

You may only apply for one bar per email address per Friday and a total of four bars per household over the entire promotion. For further details visit http://RealChocolate.com. You’ll be very glad you did.

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This is pretty neat.

DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven’t, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

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It is available for a limited time only at the ridiculously low introductory price of $US10. No this is not a misprint. For just $US10 you get this amazing set of sixteen downloadable eBooks with over 600 fantastic chocolate recipes. It’s one of the best chocolate recipe book collections you will find.

As a special bonus you also get………………

Click here to find out more.

If you would like a sneak peek at a few of the recipes please click here.

You will need to have Adobe Reader installed to view the file. This is a free program and if you don’t already have it you can download it by clicking here.

If you would like to save the file to your own computer you can right click here.

In Mozilla FireFox select “Save link as” and download to the folder of your choice.

In IE select “Save target as” and download to the folder of your choice.

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Leclerc Foods has initiated a limited voluntary recall of a single lot of Market Pantry Chocolate Chip Chewy Granola Bar packages with UPC Code 85239 20124 and a “Best By” date of 18JAN2010.

The recall was initiated as a precautionary measure after it was discovered that product was mispackaged and the retail units may also contain Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Bars and S’more Bars. As a result the ingredient statement on the retail package does not include peanuts as an ingredient. People who have allergies to peanuts run the risk of serious or life threatening allergic reactions if they consume this product.
The wrappers of the individual bars within the retail package have correct variety name on it. However, out of an abundance of precaution, the mispackaged product is being recalled.

No illnesses or allergic reactions have been reported to date.

The product is available in 15.2 oz. boxes containing 18 bars per box and the date code is found printed in white on the right side of the box. The “Best By” date of 18JAN2010 is the only date code affected by the recall. This product was distributed in Target stores in 35 states (AK, AL, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, MA, MD, ME, MI, MN, MO, MT, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA RI, SC, UT, VA, WA WI, WY).

No other Market Pantry products are involved in this recall.

The safety and quality of Leclerc Foods USA, Inc. products are of utmost importance to the company.

Consumers are advised not to consume these items and may return the items to Target for a refund or they may call Target Guest Relations at 1-800-316-6151.

Consumers with additional questions on the recall may contact Leclerc Foods Customer Service at 1-800-463-6144, Monday to Friday between 8:30am and 4:30pm EDT.
This recall is being made with the knowledge of the Food and Drug Administration.

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From www.fairhome.co.uk

by David Masters
May 6, 2009

Scientists at a British university have designed a racing car powered by waste chocolate and built from vegetables.

The eco-friendly Formula 3 car, which can glide around corners at 125mph, features a steering wheel made from carrots, bodywork derived from potatoes, and a seat crafted from soya beans.

Fibres from the vegetables are mixed with resins to make solid parts.

Moving parts in the vehicle are greased using plant-based oil lubricants, whilst the biodiesel engine is designed to run on vegetable oil or waste chocolate extracts.

The car’s radiator is coated in a ‘ground breaking’ catalyst that destroys harmful emissions.

The car is the brainchild of the WorldFirst research team at Warwick University in Coventry.

James Meredith, project manager of the WorldFirst team, said the ecoF3 is ‘a truly green motor racing car’.

The car will not be allowed to compete in next season’s Formula 3 championship, however, because its fuel-type is against regulations.

Dr Kerry Kirwan, a member of the research team behind the car, said he hopes the design will encourage the motor sports industry to rethink its rules on green technology.

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Chocolate and Sex

Reasons Why Chocolate is better than Sex.

1) You can GET chocolate.
2) “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind..
8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9) The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
10) You can have chocolate on top of you workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12) You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13) With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
14) Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16) Good chocolate is easy to find..
17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19) When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.
20) With chocolate size doesn’t matter.
21) You don’t have to take the whole thing into your mouth at once
22) It melts in your mouth, not in your hand
23) Eating chocolate alone won’t grow hair on the palm of your hands.
24) Having chocolate in public won’t get you arrested on morals charges
25) You don`t have to stop in the middle to put on a condom.
26) You can have chocolate with your partner in a house full of relatives and not worry about them walking in on you.
27) You can have chocolate with a young boy and not be called Michael Jackson.
28) You can have chocolate all weekend long and still walk straight on Monday.
29) With chocolate there’s no need for a wrapper.
30) You can have chocolate in any size of room.
31) You can sell chocolate legally.
32) You can have AIDS and still have chocolate.
33) There are several different flavours of chocolate.
34) Don’t feel guilty to have chocolate even if your girlfriend is not in the mood for it.
35) Chocolate can make sex better, but sex doesn’t improve chocolate.
36) You don’t have to wash your chocolate before eating it.
37) You can have more than one chocolate at the same time.
38) Chocolate doesn’t complain if you don’t eat it right.
39) Chocolate doesn’t want to “talk about it” after you have it.
40) You don’t have to tell chocolate how good it was afterwards
41) Chocolate doesn’t mind if you want it during a football match on TV
42) Sex won’t solve your desire for chocolate, but chocolate can solve your desire for sex !
43) You never have to worry about “safe chocolate”
44) Chocolate doesn’t get cold feet.
45) You’re not considered impolite if you offer someone chocolate in an elevator
46) You don’t have to hug your chocolate for half an hour after having it.
47) You don’t have to finish all the chocolate to feel satisfied.
48) You can take chocolate anywhere and pull it out whenever.
49) Chocolate won’t get jealous if you have other chocolates.
50) You don’t have to keep your chocolates from finding out about each other!
51) Chocolate won’t ask if you love it, before letting you have it.
52) With chocolate, no one has to lay in the ‘wet spot’.
53) Most people can figure out which hole the chocolate goes into.
54) People won’t think you a tramp, if you have lots of different chocolate.
55) Chocolate doesn’t charge you by the hour
56) You don’t have to ask your chocolate if it was good – you know it was for you and who cares about anybody else
57) It’s just as good even when you’re awkward and inexperienced
58) Nobody ever wakes you up in the middle of the night asking you for it.
59) You’re almost always in the mood.
60) When you’re not in the mood, you don’t have to feel guilty or make lame excuses

Reasons Why Sex is Better than Chocolate

1) Sex is good exercise.
2) Sex doesn’t (need to) cost anything.
3) Sex doesn’t make you fat. (for more than nine months!)
4) You don’t need to have sex in the fridge in hot weather.
5) No one wants to watch videos of people eating chocolate.
6) You can’t bump up your housekeeping money by eating chocolate with strangers.
7) Sex doesn’t rot your teeth.
8) Sex doesn’t clog up your arteries.
9) No one asks questions about chocolate in a game of spin the bottle.
10) You can’t get a Tory MP to resign by eating chocolate with him when his wife’s not around.
11) Sex doesn’t get scarce in a cocoa famine.
12) Sex gets better the more people you share it with.
13) Chocolate doesn’t upset Mary Whitehouse.
14) Your mates aren’t impressed if you boast about eating chocolate four times the night before.
15) Women don’t have an evenings bawdy amusement passing around chocolate at an Anne Summers’ Party.
16) There’s more mileage out of four fingers in sex than four fingers of Kit-Kat.
17) You don’t need to throw up or take laxatives after gorging yourself on sex.
18) You can still eat chocolate if you have sex half a dozen times a day, but whose going to shag you if you spend every day eating chocolate.
19) People don’t think you’re sad if you’re sex mad and still drink Diet Pepsi.
20) A chocolate bar doesn’t get bigger when you rub it.
21) You’re not promised new kitchen units by having chocolate with your husband.
22) Its not easy to get chocolate at 2 in the morning in Birmingham.
23) You can have sex all weekend without getting spots on your face.
24) There’s no 0891 number for chocolate.
25) Sex would be more entertaining at the beginning of Coronation Street.
26) You can have sex between meals without ruining your appetite.
27) A day trip up north for a tour of Willy Wankers sex factory would be worth £l0.00
28) Death by chocolate doesn’t make headline news.
29) You’d be disappointed if you went on an 18-30 holiday and only got chocolate.
30) When you go down on a flake you get bits in your bed.
31) No one will take you to the pictures and buy you an expensive meal just because they want to get their hands on your chocolate.
32) Your kids don’t pester you for sex when you’re out.
33) Chocolate doesn’t get more exciting if you’re tied to the bed.
34) You Can have Sex if you’re Diabetic.
35) Sex Lasts Longer..Most of the Time
36) You Don’t Always have to Pay for Sex
37) Chocolate Can’t Lick/rub/scratch your back!
38) When Things Get Hot, Chocolate Gets Soft.
39) With Chocolate you Have to Swallow!
40) You Can’t Cuddle Chocolate Afterwards.
41) Chocolate is Cheap and Meaningless…(Do You Remember Your 1st Chocolate Experience?)
42) Chocolate makes You do all the Work…(un-Wrap it,nibble on it,Go down on it,Swallow it)
43) Guys never call.the next day because the chocolate was so good
44) If you get some that’s really terrific, nobody expects you to pass it around
45) You don’t have to import it from Belgium to get the very best
46) Sharing great chocolate with a guy won’t inspire him to paint your apartment or kiss you in the middle of the dance floor so passionatley it makes that guy who dumped you really jealous
47) No matter how much you think about it, read about it and do it, it’s still just as interesting
48) Can keep you warm on a cold night
49) Doing it in the dark under the covers in secret doesn’t make you feel like you need to see a therapist
50) Makes you forget about your weight instead of reminding you of it
51) May lead to love and marriage
52) May lead to the creation of actual human beings!

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